Category: Physical activities
Fire near Bowling Green campus damages apartments Port Clinton News Herald, OH - BOWLING GREEN, Ohio (AP) — Several college students escaped a fire that damaged an apartment building near Bowling Green State University. Fire destroys 2 apartments in Bowling Green BGSU: This is only a drill Apartment fire this morning near BGSU campus |
Bowling Green Police Search For Armed And Dangerous Man WBKO, KY - Bowling Green Police need your help apprehending a man they say is armed and dangerous. Police say on December 30th, they responded to 924 Josephine Street Police look to public in search for man accused in stabbing |
Man’s Body Found Behind Bowling Alley Central Florida News 13|, FL - According to police, the body was found in the wooded area behind the Semoran Bowling Lanes in the 5700 block of La Costa Drive, which is near State Road Orlando police investigating first murder of the year |
Fire investigated at Lewis Co. bowling alley Utica Observer Dispatch, NY - The cause of a fire that destroyed the Lewis Lanes Bowling Alley near Lowville Sunday night is currently under investigation, according to the Lewis County Bowling alley destroyed by fire Fire destroys Lewis Lanes bowling center |
Bowling Green State to Lay Off 43 U.S. News & World Report, DC - Bowling Green State University is set to lay off 43 salaried employees at the end of the school year, saving the school almost $2 million, the Toledo Blade |
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9-2-08
Seriously?
Yesterday, I showed up at the bowling alley, with a headache, waiting for the Advil I had taken to pinch-hit for the caffeine I had deprived my body of, due to my stomach that had gone on strike and refused entrance to ANYTHING that morning (what a day so far, huh?). Dragging all of my old-lady-bowling paraphernalia, as well as my old-lady body out of the car, one of my sissy's strolled out the door to greet me in the parking lot. I thought I was at least 15 minutes late; they had not even started yet. Leave it to the old ladies. Day one of the Fall bowling League. We have lots to catch up on, ya know. Bowling just has to wait. We have to talk! Sissy number two then mosied out to join us as we meandered in to the building to begin our weekly ball-flinging sessions. She commented on my purse (that she bought me) and I on her outfit (see what I mean about having lots to talk about???).
In the fog of a headache, I unzipped my bag to take out my bowling ball and what I found inside shocked me.
I grab a sister (can't remember which one) as she walked by.
She peered inside. I heard her gasp. The other sister appeared.
Three of us looking inside. Three of us thinking "Oh, NO."
Well, one of us thinking, "Oh, no...'
Two of us thinking, "Oh my Freaking Gawd..."
There sits my rather expensive, albeit 12 year old bowling ball, cracked, stem to stern (if a bowling ball had a stem or a stern, that is...)
From the top of one of my bright blue rubber finger hole plugs, all the way around the ball to the bottom of the other bright blue rubber finger hole plug, is a crack. Wide and deep.
How does this happen, one might ask?
<FONTFACE="COMIC size="4" color="#6600cc" MS? Sans>Well, heat. And cold.
Expand and contract.
Leaving a bowling ball in a very hot car all day and then overnight when it gets down in the low 40's will do this.
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